This stream will only be for patreons. Smoke and Hannibal attempted to play PGA 2k21, but literally everything went wrong. The party wouldn’t work at first. Then every single audio source on the stream shit the bed. It was popping, it was skipping, it was stuttering, nothing went right. We will fix this, and it will never happen again. This stream will be made up on Sunday August 1, 2021.
Hannibal and Quacker play Survive The Wild. Hannibal learns a new trick in the arenas, Quacker plays patreon music, and a listener murders a shark. Hannibal and Quacker also go on their honeymoon, and exchange jewelry, then attempt to kill one another.
Smoke and Pyro play some golf on PGA 2K21. Smoke gets redemption from stream one, and pulls out the victory. Pyro lands a disgustingly long putt, no one goes swimming, and someone’s mother says high in chat.
Smoke Hannibal and BlindSito play some Crazy Party. Smoke’s master plan of having an audio game noob on stream so he doesn’t come in last is a success. We find out Sito is a long lost relative of Helen Keller. Way too much poop in my mouth talk happens, the beer gong is rang across the land, and G@y sito wins the stream with a sweep of both rounds. Check out blind sito at twitch.tv/BlindSito.
Smoke and Pyro play 18 holes on the Timber Knoll course. Pyro tells a beautiful sand trap story, smoke propositions sexual favors for favors, someone in chat falls on a bottle of conditioner, and we decide to buy finger condoms. If any of this confuses you, you’ll have to check out the archive to find out the whole story.
Smoke plays Hades and Hannibal drinks beer. Since this is such a good idea smoke drinks beer too. The beer gong is rang, and due to long standing ritual beer is consumed by all. Topics discussed are lilac candles, two words that should never go together, the opposite of a power bottom, disability pride month, and much more. If you like drunken game play you’re welcome.
Hannibal and Quacker load up the new version of Survive The Wild and check out what is new. Hannibal goes over the changes, then they dive into the PK arenas. It goes pretty horrible for Hannibal, but rumor has it he manages to win once. There is a special boxing arena made and much time is spent in it. No death jump at the end of this one, just lots of death all through the stream.
Smoke and Hannibal come in hot for this one. We learn about smoke’s sexual eel preferences, Hannibal’s cunnilingus with crabs, and that smoke can’t read. This one goes in hard from the start and never lets up. Congratulations to the side scroller for taking another stream.
The Mk11 early patreon collection. This doesn’t include much yet, only the individual audio files of every character’s normals and strings along with text files listing them all and shortcuts to the kombat academy for each character’s profile page.
Smoke goes solo with SMB3 as requested by the patreon @MMaslo1124. You win some and you lose some, this stream is an example of that. If anyone can blow a 4 run lead it is Smoke. If you want to know when your pitcher takes a line drive to the face game two is an example of this, and it’s sad times.
Smoke and Hannibal go live with all the Hades and Disney songs. It isn’t a normal paring you’d expect, but it is all Hannibal’s fault. We learn about the ancient Australian drinking gong, why witches matter, how to joust, that Smoke is a 13 year old girl, and more that the drunk person writing this can’t remember. The stream was sponsored by the patreon Michael Maslo who you can follow on twitter at @mmaslo1124.
Hannibal and Quacker log on Survive The Wild and do some…hunting of “animals”. There are magical wolves, friendly mountain bears, a few normal wolves, and a tree house. Hannibal is a puss puss and hides in the corner, Quacker gets a hole in one with himself as the ball, and assless chaps are worn. Check out Quacker’s website at artistibarra.com.
Smoke plays the first two games in the NFL after getting drafted by the Saints. The offensive performance is there, but the defense has much to be improved on. Though there is much trying, the D-line and line backers cannot get to a quarterback. Frustration is expressed in creative ways. The saints front office is stupid and trades away the star running back, and this leads to more frustrations being expressed.
Crazy Party is played by Smoke and Hannibal. We learn a lot of things about power bottoms, Hannibal’s love for Disney, numbers, saying naughty words, and people’s naughty bits. If you like BSG you know what to expect. If you don’t know then this is the perfect way to find out. Congratulations to the winner of the competition @HJazairli.
Smoke streams Hades for the second time in two days. This stream is full of much more gaming and less dick watch talk. The goal is to make it to Asphodel or to die trying. One of these definitely happened. Congratulations To Feather Bear for winning the patreon giveaway of Hades announced on stream.