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In this stream Smoke plays The Vale and Hannibal assists with helping words. This is a sober stream, and it turns out that doesn’t make the game better, actually it is the opposite. Smoke looks for someone to scissor, he tries to show everyone his puss puss, and Hannibal is a gentleman. At the end of the stream we find out the value of death in this game, then we ragequit.

The last BSG stream was wild and this one kept with the theme. Blind_Boss is a guest on stream, and she is maybe as crazy as Smoke and Hannibal. We play CP some, but mostly we have drinks, talk about some completely inappropriate things, and have a hell of a lot of fun. If you only listen to one BSG stream a month this is the one to listen to.

This may be one of the wildest BSG streams since the 4 year drunken bananza. We go for over two hours, a lot of alcohol is consumed, and the game is played. We talk about a lot of things best not written down, but mainly sheep vaginas. Remember we tell jokes, things said aren’t how we actually feel, we just like laughing and telling jokes.

In this stream Hannibal returns to swamp for 1 stream. He frolics around on some maps, then does a small warehouse followed by a capture the flag, and a last man standing. The warehouse was a touch special, and the LMS bugged out, but the CTF was all the fun. There was baby napping, penguins, smoke’s commentating debut, and all sorts of fun times.

All the crazy party is played. As a surprise Pyro escaped from ISIS and has returned to his first CP stream in almost a year. There is a lot of bed shitting which occurs, the streamers do not win, and we learn something new about sea cucumbers.

Smoke plays Hades and Hannibal gives words of encouragement. The surface is so close, but not close enough. Just one run is made, but it is a pretty decent one. Hamada’s NVDA mod is used, and it is pretty great. Development on it continues, and hopefully it will be set in a little bit.

This stream was surprisingly enjoyable. Alter Aeon isn’t something that we’d stream all the time, but from time to time it is quite fun. We grouped up with a patreon, found a dragon in a level 38 group 7 area and went to fuck it up with just four people. The fucking was mutual, but in the end smoke’s big lance was enough that even the dragon couldn’t’ take it.

Smoke and Hannibal get out their clubbing woods and attack some balls in this PGA 2K21 stream. The golf curse strikes again at the beginning, but the problem is resolved. Hannibal claims to get a double eagle, Smoke gets his redemption, and John is a twat as usual.

We get going with some crazy party, but then it takes a turn. If you are a member of PETA don’t listen to this one. No animals were harmed in the recording of this stream, but this may not be true for future streams. We talk about penguins too much, some about Hannibal’s butt hole, beer and more beer, then Smoke forgets how to stream. This is a fun one and well worth listening to if you missed the live stream.

This stream will only be for patreons. Smoke and Hannibal attempted to play PGA 2k21, but literally everything went wrong. The party wouldn’t work at first. Then every single audio source on the stream shit the bed. It was popping, it was skipping, it was stuttering, nothing went right. We will fix this, and it will never happen again. This stream will be made up on Sunday August 1, 2021.

Hannibal and Quacker play Survive The Wild. Hannibal learns a new trick in the arenas, Quacker plays patreon music, and a listener murders a shark. Hannibal and Quacker also go on their honeymoon, and exchange jewelry, then attempt to kill one another.

Smoke and Pyro play some golf on PGA 2K21. Smoke gets redemption from stream one, and pulls out the victory. Pyro lands a disgustingly long putt, no one goes swimming, and someone’s mother says high in chat.

Smoke Hannibal and BlindSito play some Crazy Party. Smoke’s master plan of having an audio game noob on stream so he doesn’t come in last is a success. We find out Sito is a long lost relative of Helen Keller. Way too much poop in my mouth talk happens, the beer gong is rang across the land, and G@y sito wins the stream with a sweep of both rounds. Check out blind sito at twitch.tv/BlindSito.

Smoke and Pyro play 18 holes on the Timber Knoll course. Pyro tells a beautiful sand trap story, smoke propositions sexual favors for favors, someone in chat falls on a bottle of conditioner, and we decide to buy finger condoms. If any of this confuses you, you’ll have to check out the archive to find out the whole story.