BlindSito and Smoke do all the Minecraft. This is probably the last stream on this server, but we make the best of it. Smoke does all the wheatting, then a incident with a creeper messes it all up. Sito tries to come to the wheat farm, but another incident messes that all up.
Author: Smoke
Smoke & Hannibal become respectible blueberry farmers in this Stardew Valley stream. It also turns out wattering is tricky when 3 brandys deep, thankfully there’s the pathfinder feature of Accessible Tiles. There’s some deep meaningful conversations while fishing, and Hannibal breaks all the chests. This stream was sponsored by Blind Boss. Follow her on twitch at twitch.tv/blind_boss14 and on twitter @Blind_boss.
This is a giveaway for the game Stardew Valley on Steam. The game was made playable for blind gamers through mods. It is normally $15 on steam, but if you are a patreon you can win a copy of the game through this giveaway. Random.org will be used to draw the winner from all those who enter.
We failed at death the first time, but we succeeded in spectacular fassion this time! not only did we all die, we killed everyone in the clan! who said we couldn’t do it? Smoke is the champion!
We do all the stardew valleying! Smoke and Hannibal show the mods, and how very accessible they have made the game. Hannibal tries to question Smoke’s professionalistic levels on the game, but since he doesn’t write this description he failed horribly. We find out who is the big spoon, harm is threatened on both streamers, and the chat, and it is an all around good time.
We play some CP with the rona. Someone beats us as usual, and yay for them!
These streams are always so much fun, and because of that they very well may become a monthly occurrence. Smoke, Hannibal, and Hamada get on their secondary lower level characters and go kill some nudist dwarves, then they go kill some stone giants, because they are not height discriminators. There is a bit of panic with the nudists, it gets really bad at parts, but everyone manages to keep their cool…after all the yelling happens. We are professionals after all…
Smoke and Hannibal play some PGA 2K21 with TBlaze, but Tolerant Wakka wasunable to show up due to a sexual accident with a Sheep. We go for a 3 some though, and it gets…interesting. We work on the difference between left and right, landscaping, attacking bushes, and even some golfing. There are some close calls, but way more far misses…
Everything that could go wrong in this stream did, but we made the best of it. it was a lot of fun either way, and we are going to make up the stream in the future when all the game and stream issues are sorted out.
We have some beers and do some minecraft. Of course there are more technical issues, but it isn’t too bad. We do an reenactment of Christopher Columbus, only a lot more homoerotic. We find a new land, and begin taking it from the natives, but this time they are all undead and suicide bombers.
The stream on Saturday went to hell so we made up the CP giveaway stream on Sunday. This time the streaming machine worked great, but the game was all sort of messed up, and connections were a struggle. We got there in the end though, and the side scroller took home another win. We go into dogs dressed as penguins, Santa on Santa adult videos, and stuffed penguins. Also Smoke has an epiphany about cuddle struggles…
We do the power hour. It starts out good, but about half way through drunk things start happening. Blind boss gets negative two on a game and it is cause for celebration. A lot of liquid is consumed, and the liquid is beer. The stream does end, and there are way too many triangles involved. Honestly not much of this stream is remembered, so listen to it and figure out for yourself…
There was an issue with this stream\’s archive, and I have to patch together a bunch of files. Once that is done this archive will be uploaded.
We play PGA and it really goes bad. Hannibal’s final score is more like a football score, not a golf score. We do drink a lot of beer though, and that makes everything okay. Hannibal spends a lot of time in bunkers, and he really shows the power of his hips. Smoke is practically a professional and doesn’t do horrible, but that is mostly just because Hannibal made him look great.
Smoke plays Kombat League in MK11 at the request of the patreon Blind Sito. It does not go well in the game, but the drinking of the beer goes great! At the end of the stream Smoke and Hannibal play some sets against one another, and it is the sloppiest Mk gaming ever. Enjoy us sucking for your pleasure.